Art Gallery

I told you we aren't the only people who call this art. Pizza Crew was offered a spot in the University of Alabama, New College art gallery. Kind of nice to see them in a clean room instead of a dirty drive-way. They'll be up for about a month, or until we take them to go a ride.





Tall Pixie: Tyler and Ant


Big Blue: Tyler, Ant and Brian


Kevin: Tyler and Ant


Chopper: Tyler


Big Red: Tyler and Daniel

Arranged from Smallest to Largest

Snapped on a run to the Pizza dumpster.

Pixie Racer 1.0

We heard that they do pixie races at Slaughterama, so we built a racing bike. First we put a nice long stem and a lean-back bmx seatpost on so you won't hit your knees on the bars. I'm 6'2" and it fit me. Then a nice cushy seat, and finally a set of aerodynamic Scott bars. But, we flew too close to the sun. The chainring wasn't big enough.

Problem: How can you race with a tiny chainring?

Solution: take fucking dremel and cut out most of the drive-side chain stay. Brilliant.

Problem: stupid idea destroyed rear triangle.

Oh well, live and learn. Looks really cool though, huh?

Dude, Sweet Fixie...

Me, Ant, and Matt went out for a nice SS ride on a lovely day.

Kevin 2.0

Also in preparation for Slaughterama, we re-worked the Kevin. First I took apart the whole held-together-by-inner-tubes-and-magic seat assembly and replaced all the wackiness with a hose-clamp and a U-bolt. I even drilled a hole for the U-bolt. Go me!

With all this, we managed to move the seat a fair-bit further forward, and while we were at we threw a nicer looking/feeling seat on. Switched out the bars for mustache bars and gave the whole thing a nice shitty paint job. I'm proud.

Big Blue

Big Blue was made specifically for our recent trip to Slaughterama, which I will post on later. We wanted to bring freakbikes, but we needed a way get them onto a VW Jetta with a roof rack. A 2-frame tallbike would have been too unstable, so we dreamed up this beast, based loosely on the Kevin Bike.

It's just one of those cheap blue Huffy's that I always see everywhere, with fork and drive-train
flipped. Then we threw a set of these massive ape-hangers, which really deserve thier own post, too. The seatpost is a piece of conduit we found outside of Baby House and the sissy-bar, obviously, is a crutch. It's held together entirely by U-bolts and hoseclamps. It rides pretty well, but needless to say, it's pretty rickety.

Cart Bike!!

I just realized I never posted this amazing beast. Me and Brian built this thing back in the deadly summer '09. Held together with U-bolts and hose clamps. No cuts, no drilling, and absolutely no welds. Rear suspension, 21 speeds. The basket is a shopping cart. It need at least 70 lbs. in the basket to function at all.

Lots of candid pix of some of my other beauties from the time.







A broom stick and two stems hold the two front wheels straight.


Fork U-bolted to cart.


More forks U-bolt to the cart.

"Kevin's Bike"

A wacky contraption I built just before leaving and I've been working on. First of all, it's named "Kevin's Bike" after the bicycle Kevin rides in the kid's cartoon Ed, Edd, n Eddy. It sort of looks like it right? maybe we were just drunk. still are?

Anyway, this thing is held together by nothing more than a will to survive. It's basically a flipped bmx frame, with the steering rig from this post. The seat rig is half of the fork from my first tallbike wedged in behind the kickstand plate. Wedged into that is a seatpost from an exercise bike. A bent Free Spirit fork is locked down over the rear axle, and it has one of those cool lean-back bmx seatposts, wedged into it (leaning forward). The two seatposts are connected to eachother by an old bent mtb brake with the spring removed and locked into a fully-closed position. Everything is wrapped with rope and old intertubes for extra strength.

This bike is a WHEELIE MACHINE. It's seat is behind the rear axle, so you have to lean forward and constantly correct tiny wheelies. Great fun!!!!






Kevin is seen here, on his bike, totally killing at whiplash.

Tall Pixie

Bolt-together Tallbike

When I got back to Tuscaloosa, my shed full of old bike parts was still there. I set to work trying to build a two frame tallbike with no welds based on a crazy idea I had in my head.

It does actually ride, but the chain rubs on the frame and there is no seat. Plus it's suped slow and rickety. A success!

My First Tallbike

The tallbike that started this whole addiction. I've posted a picture of it before, but that was well before I painted it. I also installed a bunch of bells on the handlebars. It's the shortest tallbike I've ever been on, because it is made with two mtb. frames and has no extension in the bottom seatpost. Also, it has the ugliest weld you've ever seen.

My Gainesville Tallbike

Gainesville, FL again

Spotted this ugly beast by the craft store. Note the cyclo-cross tires.


Dutch city bike. Utility and style!!

Bandaged Bike Ride (Tuscaloosa, AL)

A ride to raise awareness of cyclists injured or killed by motorists. It ended at the courthouse with some circular rambling by some of those city officials that love us so much.

Pizza Crew 2/19/10 repeated

Some different pix from a different camera.



Dumpstered pizza and old bixe. horay!


post-ride bike wad.


this guy has a pizza knuck-tat!